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I Want an Authentic Tail

by Police and Pea

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1.
Clean 02:47
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01 Clean Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong Let me turn into a trash can at the door, the trash can There is some clean paper that I have threw in the trash can Let me turn into a trash can at the door, the trash can There is some clean paper that I have threw in the trash can Let me turn into a trash can at the door, the trash can There is some clean paper that I have threw in the trash can Let me turn into a trash can at the door, the trash can There is some clean paper that I have threw in the trash can I am a trash can I am a trash can I am a clean paper I am a clean paper I am a trash can I am a clean paper I am a trash can I am a clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper Trashed trash can Clean clean paper
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Dumplings Stuffed With Idiot 02:41
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02 Dumplings Stuffed With Idiot Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong This is a morning for class Because of boredom we started to discuss food I said the steamed dumplings at the third restaurant taste very good Qinmailang said that it was clearly the third feed factory Dandan said she had never tasted it before Then we started to discuss its production process Whose hand ever held that dough We don't know if his hands have been washed There's an idiot in the dumpling, if it's me There's an idiot in the dumpling, if it's me I don't know if you will come to taste me specially How does it taste Would you cover me with the vinegar There's an idiot in the dumpling, if it's me I don't know if you will come to taste me specially How does it taste Would you cover me with the vinegar There's an idiot in the dumpling, if it's me I don't know if you will come to taste me specially How does it taste Would you miss the once carrot When you taste all the delicacies in this world I have no idea if you can still remember me who stuffed with idiot at the third restaurant
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SpongeStephen 04:08
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03 SpongeStephen Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong I keep a sponge as a pet His name is Stephen He and I were inseparable He is my little follower I share the happiness with him I share the tears with him Share this blue glasses Share the tolerance of the universe Stephen never eats Stephen never sleeps He is the number one pet in this world Maybe I can't see him I share the light with him I share the dark with him Share the red and blue of my hair color Share what the Bro Black Cat once said Stephen Cheerful Stephen Stephen Gloomy Stephen Stephen He is a pimp Stephen He left me The stereotypical language system But I can't get rid of it Hypocrites' thinking structure I can't tell what to do Stephen Silent Stephen Stephen Nasty Stephen Stephen He is a pimp Stephen I betrayed him
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They Are a Team 03:42
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04 They Are a Team Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong That was a full moon night I'm lying in bed With my guitar I saw some people who talking about something with a smile I can not hear clearly And I don't wanna hear clearly I want to join them But tears blurred my eyes Because I'm so sleepy I dry my tears with the back of my hand Saw someone not far away Hair tucked golden thread Body covered with sequins handsome guy He is in the crowd Shine bright His white teeth As bright as the sky is full of stars Lalala... Lalala... He chewed on the leaves of the plane tree His dance steps are so elegant and beautiful I think even men are obsessed with him I turned my attention to other people Lalala... Lalala... To my surprise Their chewing The same plane trees The same leaves It seems I'm still too stupid Such a simple thing I should have guessed out early All of them are a team Lalala... Lalala... Lalala... Lalala... Lalala... Lalala...
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I Want an Authentic Tail 02:57
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05 I Want an Authentic Tail Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong I want a tail An authentic tail When I smoke with my tail Then I can free my hands I want a tail Then I can free my hands I would plant Speichy Plant in a soft bed One Speichy became ten Ten Speichy became a hundred One hundred Speichy became a thousand So I have a thousand beautiful wishes One wish became ten Ten wishes became a hundred One hundred wishes became a thousand I have one thousand authentic tails I don't have an authentic wish Don't have ten Speichy Not having is not "not having a Speichy" Don't have one thousand Speichy Don't have tail Don't have one thousand and one hundred Don't have Speichy More like a... I don't have tail I don't have one thousand Speichy Speichy don't have I also want the tail If I had an authentic tail Blood will be liberated College students will be liberated Speichy will be liberated One Speichy be liberated Ten Speichy be liberated One hundred Speichy be liberated One thousand Speichy be liberated Ten thousand Speichy be liberated One hundred thousand Speichy be liberated One million Speichy be liberated Ten million Speichy be liberated Twenty million Speichy be liberated
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Hillbilly Say 03:37
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06 Hillbilly Say Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong There is no light and electricity in the dormitory There is only myself in the dormitory There is no internet in the dormitory But there is Little Jump Jump and red mountain I feel so lonely so I start to sleep at ten o'clock Can't sleep when I wake up and recalling the dream I just had More than 30 people I know appeared in the dream When everyone is in the same room, it's like they have picked up time and space fragments The fancy electric guitars in the garbage look pitiful Friends of Zhou Qingyao's parents and a fitness park Everyone ran into each other in the cinema and drank coke The strange thing is why the sweet taste still in my mouth now Remember Qin Mailang suddenly appeared in the cinema Jiufu discovered how to use movie tickets to draw a lottery It has something to do with the show time of the movie Now the sky outside is blasting thunder I haven't watched the Westward Journey in a movie theater Weird Korean subtitles and strange theater layout Can I make an agreement with these people Can we Set off a revolution I am the only one crying in the world Why cry every day I hate like this Let me smoke a cigarette Longer said smoking makes people sleepy I happened to have insomnia Longer said smoking makes people sleepy I do miss him now If I knew it was like this earlier I should go and play with friends at that time Go to a bar run by a friend They are not in the 1768 bar My skateboard is still in the 1768 bar Wait till tonight I will visit my sister I can go back to school on my skateboard Bring the lyrics book I put there I am afraid of not having roommates in the dormitory I am also very scared of my roommate They are talking about marriage and parents They are talking about bride price and local customs I was afraid at night so black I'm afraid of feeling like this now I am afraid of the frightening daytime I am not afraid of tomorrow being afraid
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20RMB/KG Bitterness 02:20
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07 20RMB/KG Bitterness Lyrics & Music:Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong In this world That is the bitterest pear 20RMB/KG bitterness The pears that boiled into pear water Put rock candy in Put another piece in Melted in water Melted in water In the pot My bitterness in the pot 20RMB/KG bitterness One kilogram of the bitterest pear Put rock candy in If only put rock candy in In this world It will be the sweetest orange Evaporate All the bitterness evaporates Drink it Drink it all in one breath A bit hot I slowly drink Drink it up I feel so sweet In this world That is the bitterest pear 20RMB/KG bitterness The pears that boiled into pear water Put rock candy in Put another piece in Melted in water Melted in water In the pot My bitterness in the pot 20RMB/KG bitterness One kilogram of the bitterest pear Put rock candy in If only put rock candy in In this world It will be the sweetest orange Evaporate All the bitterness evaporates Drink it Drink it all in one breath A bit hot I slowly drink Drink it up I feel so sweet
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Pineal Gland 08:39
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Pineal Gland Lyrics: Huahd Stanley Pluto Music: Longer Hunter Ding / Huahd Stanley Pluto Someone sells facial tissues On my WeChat Moments Just 29.9RMB Can buy 30 packs Lalala... Should I buy Just scan the QR code I can buy 30 packs of paper for 29 RMB Lalala... It was a summer When I was about 7 years old I saw the ghost Downstairs in my house The weather is very hot I am standing at the entrance of the corridor Can feel a hint of coolness The afternoon sun is very strong I can see clearly A team of ghosts There are about twenty They are taller than ordinary people Wearing fancy clothes Also part of the ghost riding a horse There is some silk on the neck of the horse as a decoration They passed by me one after another From right to left There was no sound during the whole process So that I could hear the sunlight Hitting the ground Now I am an adult My pineal gland has degenerated Mie... Mie... Mie... Mie... Dense foam is squeezed from the bath flower Smear a lot of soft foam on the body Smear it all over the body, there are still a lot of foam on the bath flower Squeeze it all out Squeezed foam All of them, all of them All of them were squeezed Squeezed, squeezed There is a lot left after squeezing out Dense foam is squeezed from the bath flower Smear a lot of soft foam on the body Smear it all over the body, there are still a lot of foam on the bath flower Squeeze it all out Squeezed foam Smear... Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong
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Potato Flowing in My Blood 02:33
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09 Potato Flowing in My Blood Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong The potatoes we planted have sprouted White fluff Young green shoots Flow, flow Flowing in my mind The wheat we planted also sprouted Brilliant smiley Fresh smell Flow, flow Flowing in my blood Set off the waves blossoming Set off the waves blossoming Wet my tuberculosis Wet my tuberculosis Set off the waves blossoming Set off the waves blossoming Wet my tuberculosis Wet my tuberculosis Set off the waves blossoming Set off the waves blossoming Wet my tuberculosis Wet my tuberculosis Set off the waves blossoming Set off the waves blossoming Wet my tuberculosis Wet my tuberculosis
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Ip Man 03:22
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10 Ip Man Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong Ip Ip Ip Man Man Man Ip Ip Ip Man Man Man Ip without Man, not Man without Ip Read Ip Man upside down is Man Ip Man without Ip, not Ip without Man Read Man Ip upside down is Ip Man Ip without Man, not Man without Ip Read Ip Man upside down is Man Ip Man without Ip, not Ip without Man Read Man Ip upside down is Ip Man Ip Ip Ip Man Man Man Ip Ip Ip Man Man Man Ip without Man, not Man without Ip Read Ip Man upside down is Man Ip Man without Ip, not Ip without Man Read Man Ip upside down is Ip Man Ip without Man, not Man without Ip Read Ip Man upside down is Man Ip Man without Ip, not Ip without Man Read Man Ip upside down is Ip Man Ip without Man, not Man without Ip Read Ip Man upside down is Man Ip (Ip Man, gone with the wind) Man without Ip, not Ip without Man Read Man Ip upside down is Ip Man (Ip Man, now where are you) Ip without Man, not Man without Ip Read Ip Man upside down is Man Ip (Ip Man, gone with the wind) Man without Ip, not Ip without Man Read Man Ip upside down is Ip Man (Ip Man, now where are you) Ip Man, gone with the wind Ip Man, now where are you Ip Man, gone with the wind Ip Man, now where are you
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Firefly 02:19
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11 Firefly Lyrics & Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong I put the plastic bag in my pocket I put the glass cup in my pocket Why do I put so many things in my pocket Because I never thought if I did not pocket Every day I would spend half an hour to play cool Then I would spend half an hour to play cool Firefly flying overhead I go to touch Then I put the firefly in my pocket Every day I would spend half an hour to play cool Then I would spend half an hour to play cool Firefly flying overhead I go to touch Then I put the firefly in my pocket
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Forever 03:16
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Forever Lyrics: Huahd Stanley Pluto Music: Huahd Stanley Pluto Ah... If forget, won't remember If remember, won't forget Remember you remember me remember him So everyone will be full If forget, won't remember If remember, won't forget Forget you forget me forget him This way the brain will be emptied After breakfast, I have lunch After lunch, I finished my meal After dinner, I slept After slept, forever forever Ginobili lying on the windowsill Eye closed, tail fell halfway down Everywhere is my clothes This morning ends like this Outside is spring scenery Inside are signs of my activity Branches sticking into my window Let's share some life skills If forget, won't remember If remember, won't forget Remember you remember me remember him So everyone will be full Ah... If forget, won't remember If remember, won't forget Remember you remember me remember him So everyone will be full If forget, won't remember If remember, won't forget Forget you forget me forget him This way the brain will be emptied After breakfast, I have lunch After lunch, I finished my meal After dinner, I slept After slept, forever forever Playing: Police and Pea Recording: Guo Zhen Producing: Yang Haisong

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來自石家莊的暴力香檳可能是兵馬司眾多樂隊中較為難以歸類的一支，根據暴力香檳的過往經歷，我們暫且可以稱之為“臥室（辦公室）音樂人”，但這一次，暴力香檳完成了隊史上首張“非臥室（辦公室）錄音”全長專輯《我想要一條純正的尾巴》，這張專輯收錄了風格迥異的十二首歌曲，天馬行空，精彩紛呈。

再見昂貴的合成器。再見精緻的電吉他，僅需一台電腦或 iPad，便能將從日常三餐的土豆到民族英雄葉問、靈異故事到餃子的內餡這些生活中早以習以為常的事物混合成一種獨屬於暴力香檳的靈感源泉。就像專輯的首發單曲《松果體》，這首歌曲的前半段描述了一次網絡購物的經歷，隨後又與大家分享了一則童年的靈異故事，兩者之間通看似毫無關聯可言。但這份思維方式恰恰是屬於暴力香檳的語言，親切而又在意料之外。

在我們所處的時代，精英文化如風暴般席捲生活內外，華麗的外衣下包裹的是被反复推敲後的人生最優解。

人工智能投餵信息午餐，網絡綜藝配白飯，朝九晚九上下班，光鮮亮麗野餐飛盤。年輕人的生活方式被不斷重新塑造，自以為的自主選擇實際更像是複制粘貼一個又一個成功的假象。暴力香檳如同這場時代浪潮的局外人，歌唱苦澀，歌唱海綿，歌唱泡沫和終於發芽的種子，歌唱日常生活中最司空見慣的事物與情感，用稍顯古怪卻又本真的音樂緩緩道來他們絢爛多彩的精神世界。

請聽聽這張唱片，也許聽後，你也會想要一條純正的尾巴。

以下文字來自暴力香檳大使館：

專輯收錄歌曲創作時間區間為2015年11月至2021年5月，於2021年5月21日開始錄製，楊海崧擔任製作人，郭震擔任錄音師，錄製過程當中演奏者分工大致為：
電腦：貝斯，其他；
楊海崧：吉他，貝斯，豎笛，缽，鼓，沙錘，手搖鈴，拍掌，卡祖笛，木魚等其他；
郭震: 滑棒吉他（夏威夷吉他），吉他，拍掌，合成器；
紀子元：人聲，吉他，馬林巴琴，拍掌，卡祖笛等其他；
丁小龍（遠程錄音文件）：人聲，吉他；

特別感謝：楊海崧，丁小龍，劉潤芝，樊晏，綠毛，郭震，小文，李雪晴，紀子越，苗荔，紀國林，王曉玲，耿工，謝雨，韓博寧，毛特，楊澤旺龍，褚沂銘，胡振宇，孟丹琪，黃旒九夫，李明，惡魔妹妹，九雲鬼，寇盼盼，大花，小花，吉諾比利，週，甜豌豆，紀子元，感謝所有支持暴力香檳樂隊大使館的朋友；感謝您，祝您身體健康，生活愉快！

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